When you say "How was your day?" and he answers "For sure!" He isn't listening.
When you ask "What do you want for dinner?" and he says "Awesome." He isn't listening.
When you say "Do I look fat?" and says "I don't know, maybe." He better not be listening.
When you say "Will you turn it down?" and he says "You saw a clown?" The tv is up too loud, give him a break he's trying.
When you say "date night" amd he says "steak night?", he's just hungry for meat since you became a vegetarian.
When you say "I love shoes" and he says "I love you too", let it go. Sometimes listening isn't what it's cracked up to be.